October 28, 2018 King Neptune Grants Safe Passage

King Neptune and party onboard Vision of the Seas on Saturday, October 27, 2018

During my TransAtlantic journey yesterday afternoon on Vision of the Seas, the ship crossed over into the Forbidden Zone. To continue with the voyage, certain members of the crew were brought before King Neptune to receive punishment for dastardly deeds, such as giving wrong directions to the rest room, not allowing second trips to the buffet, scheduling excursions during sea days and other things that tormented passengers during the cruise.

As punishment, King Neptune instructed his henchmen to bring the accused before him to receive their punishment that could be said to be a meal fit for a king. Once punishment of the crewmembers was concluded, King Neptune granted Vision of the Seas to continue safe passage on to Nassau on Tuesday and Miami on Wednesday. King Neptune then returned to his kingdom domain of protecting the Atlantic Ocean’s Forbidden Zone.